Riddles

How’s this?

1. If a rooster lays an egg on a house with a pointed roof that has shingles on one side and tiles on the other, which side will the egg roll off?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

2. Why do hens lay eggs?

Because if they drop them they break.

3. Which side of a chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

4. What day do chickens hate most?

Fry-day

5. Why did the gum cross the road?

It was on the chicken’s foot

6. Why did the turkey cross the road?

To show he was not chicken.

7. Why couldn’t the chicken cross the road?

I don’t remember.

8. Why did the bear cross the road?

To eat the chicken after the car….well…

9. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back again?

A dirty double crosser.

1o. What did the bad chicken lay?

A deviled egg.

Got any of your own ?

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